Coffee Quotes – Season Two
2.01 Sadie, Sadie
Lorelai: Everything about me repulses that man. My coffee drinking, my eating habits. Remember when I called him Ranger Bob last week, he hated that!
Luke: Fresh coffee will be ready in a minute unless you wanna just roll up a dollar bill and go nuts.
Lorelai: No thanks, I can wait.
2.02 Hammers and Veils
Rory: Luke will cheer you up, won’t you Luke?
Luke: Oh sure, I’m great at spreading the joy. What’ll you have?
Rory: We’ll have two coffees and a rant meal please. Extra cheese.
Lorelai: I’m through ranting, the rant is over. I’ll have an acceptance meal and a side of fries.
Lorelai: Hey Sookie. Is there any coffee left? I had a really lousy night.
Sookie: Oh, sorry, ya know, I’ve been so busy I didn’t even think about it.
Lorelai: Oh, that’s okay. I’ll make some myself.
Sookie: No! I’ll make it! I’ll make it! I wanna make it! I wanna make it! Let me do it! I wanna make it! Hey, I make the coffee!
2.03 Red Light on the Wedding Night
Max: No one has the Wall Street Journal.
Rory: Well this isn’t a very financially oriented town.
Lorelai: Yes, it’s more oriented to coffee.
2.04 The Road Trip to Harvard
Luke: You’re been sitting there for two hours.
Kirk: I just want a little more coffee.
Luke: You’ve had eight refills.
Kirk: You know, in France, when you sit and order, you can have the table as long as you want.
Luke: I bet you know what I’m gonna say next.
Kirk: That we’re not in France?
Luke: Give or take a profanity.
Kirk: What’s this?
Luke: Refill number nine
Kirk: I thought you said I had to go.
Luke: You can hang a bit.
Luke: Welcome to France. Coffees on the house too.
Kirk: Thanks. Or should I say gracias.
Luke: In fact, everyone’s coffees on the house today. I like your hat.
Rory: Do you want something?
Lorelai: Yeah, a nice cold Henry James.
Rory: Or some coffee?
Lorelai: Or some coffee.
Rory: I’m ordering coffee at Harvard.
Lorelai: You have to ask?
2.05 Nick & Nora, Sid & Nancy
A startled Luke spills coffee.
Luke: Oh geez.
Luke: No, I’ll just… you want some coffee?
Lorelai: It’s okay. I’ll just lick it off the table. So?
Rory: So what, we’re never gonna go into Luke’s again? We’re just gonna starve?
Lorelai: Rory, this was a bad one, okay? This was not Nick and Nora, this was Sid and Nancy, and I’m not going in there.
Rory: But the coffee is in there. And it’s Danish Day. Are you seriously telling me that you’re gonna let a stupid fight get in the way of Danish Day?
Lorelai: No, I’m not.
Rory: Hey, Luke.
Rory: Um, I’ll have two coffees and two cherry Danishes to go, please.
Luke: Two coffees and two cherry Danishes.
Rory: Oh, and some napkins.
Luke: One of these is for her, isn’t it?
Rory: Who? Oh, no no no. They’re all for me. I am super hungry today. I was debating ordering three, but I’ll tell you how I feel after two.
Luke: Tell you what, I’ll give you one Danish and one cup of coffee. You can sit over there and eat, and when you’ve finished them right over there where I can see you, then I’ll bring you a second one.
Rory: You’re really just gonna stand there and watch me eat a Danish?
Luke: Cable’s out. I’m starved for entertainment.
Rory: Okay, this is insane. So you guys had a fight, big deal. You know you’re gonna make up anyway, and what better day to make up than Danish Day, the happiest of all days. The day when we all say, ‘hey, let’s forgive and forget over a nice Danish and a cup coffee.’
Luke: One Danish, one cup of coffee, take it or leave it.
Rory: I’ll take it. I still think you’re being silly.
Rory: He would only sell me one.
Lorelai: Ugh! Didn’t you say they were both for you?
Rory: Yes I did, and he knew that I was lying.
Lorelai: Did you do the blinky thing? You always do the blinky thing when you’re lying.
Rory: I didn’t have to do the blinky thing. He knows you well enough to know that you’re not gonna go a whole day with no coffee and especially no Danish.
Rory: Why don’t you go in there now and just make up?
Lorelai: Why don’t you give me half your Danish and some coffee?
Rory: I’ll give you the Danish but I’m keeping the coffee.
Lorelai: What is a Danish without coffee?
Rory: The eternal question springs up again.
Lorelai: There’s no point in even eating a Danish without coffee.
Rory: I’m going to school.
Lorelai: Sad Danish, lonely Danish, step Danish.
Lorelai grabs a bag of coffee in her kitchen.
Lorelai: Nowhere in either Stars Hollow or it’s surrounding counties can you get a decent cup of coffee. I swear, it’s like a big stupid coffee conspiracy.
Rory: Why don’t you just pour the water right into the bag?
Lorelai: Oh, you jest, but believe me, the thought has crossed my mind. It’s looking better and better all the time. Where are you going? I’m not through complaining.