Chocolate Quotes

“Carob makes a terrific substitute for chocolate, in much the same way that ketchup is a convincing replacement for fine wine.” – Sandra Boynton

“The greatest tragedies were written by the Greek Sophocles and English Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate.” – Sandra Boynton

“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar in four pieces with your bare hands–and then just eating one piece” – Judith Viorst

“It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man.” – Miranda Ingram

“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate” – Charles M. Schultz

“Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.” – Sandra Boynton

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry

“A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like chocolate. The tenth lies.” – Robert Paul

“Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food”. – Michael Levine, nutrition researcher

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