HONK-HONK

January 25, 2012

HONK-HONK
By Galeigh
Read other poems by Galeigh at Allpoetry.com

WHAT THE HELL YA HONKIN AT?
ARE YOU TRYIN TO WAKE ME UP?
“ CAN’T YOU SEE I’M DRINKIN COFFEE
FROM MY STARBUCK’S COFFEE CUP?”

I GOT SOMETHIN ELSE THAT’S IN MY LAP..
(OF WHICH YOU’D BE AMAZED)
“ A FREE GIFT I GOT WITH A COUPON”
A DONUT, (THAT’S ALL CHOCOLATE GLAZED)

IN MY REAR VIEW MIRROR I SEE YOU-
SHAKIN YOUR HEAD, AND MAKING A FIST-
HEY! DON’T GIVE ME THOSE HAND GESTURES
“ I DONT CARE HOW YOU INSIST”

THE LIGHT JUST TURNED GREEN-
( IT’S BEEN A SECOND OR SO)
“ KEEP HONKIN THAT HORN” “I AIN’T GONNA GO”
“ TIL I’M DARN GOOD AND READY”
“ SO JUST LET ER BLOW!”

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND
SIGN LANGUAGE, OF THE HAND
“ THEN YOU CAN SEE, WHAT I’M GOING TO SAY”

WHOOPS!! “I HIT MY LEFT TURN”
NOW (YOU’RE STARTIN TO BURN)
GEE… “I BET THAT MADE YOUR DAY!”

SO WHEN YOU GET BEHIND– (A CAFFEINE DRIVEN MIND)
WHO’S TRYING TO START THEIR DAY RIGHT
“ DON’T GIVE ME THE TOOT” (“YOU ORNERY OLD COOT”)
(I DRINK COFFEE) “ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT”

BYE BYE – BEEP BEEP

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